> ----- >((((RING))))
> Pick Up**
>
> "Hello?
>
> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>
> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
> Paul."
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now"
>
> .... Brief Pause
>
> "Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down, run
> upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
> just pulled
> into the driveway."
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it,
> Daddy"
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> dresser
> and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and
> he
> jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
> didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
> bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ******Longer Pause******
>
> Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool?? ... Is this 486-5731
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