'Twas the night before WWDC (A keynote from Steve Jobs)

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'Twas the night before WWDC (A keynote from Steve Jobs)

Postby Antony » Fri 04 Aug, 2006 12:09 am

Please excuse Antony's poor English.

Here presents
'Twas the night before WWDC (also known as “A keynote from Steve Jobsâ€
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Postby annjack » Fri 04 Aug, 2006 12:18 am

Thanks for sharing this poem.
It's fun and interesting.
Can't wait for the WWDC 2006. :D

BTW, how long you spent writing this? :?:
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Postby khimkhoykhi » Fri 04 Aug, 2006 12:20 am

Great work Antony! I really like it....hope Steve Jobs can read this! :wink:
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Postby Pu7o » Fri 04 Aug, 2006 12:33 am

Here's a prediction for WWDC (not :P):

The next iPod will be huge! An 8-pounder, with a 10-inch screen!
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Re: 'Twas the night before WWDC (A keynote from Steve Jobs)

Postby Don_HH2K » Fri 04 Aug, 2006 12:34 am

Antony wrote:Cheetah, Puma, and Jaguar have all served well and retiring.
Panther was still there, but fading fast,
Tiger rules the OS still, but won’t last long.


You're sure you wrote this part? I thought you didn't need to update to the latest new thing.
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Re: 'Twas the night before WWDC (A keynote from Steve Jobs)

Postby Pu7o » Fri 04 Aug, 2006 12:34 am

Antony wrote:Leopard would be the highlight, wonder what new surprises were?
Cheetah, Puma, and Jaguar have all served well and retiring.
Panther was still there, but fading fast,
Tiger rules the OS still, but won’t last long.
Why do you always need the latest of everything?
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Re: 'Twas the night before WWDC (A keynote from Steve Jobs)

Postby Antony » Fri 04 Aug, 2006 12:37 am

Don_HH2K wrote:You're sure you wrote this part? I thought you didn't need to update to the latest new thing.
LOL.

Please make sure you read this sentence,
“Open-source extremists and Windows lovers started bashing.â€
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Postby Antony » Sun 06 Aug, 2006 10:36 am

Just a gentle reminder... there's only one more sleep till Steve Jobs' Keynote. :-)

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Postby Don_HH2K » Sun 06 Aug, 2006 2:40 pm

Well, 'tis the night before WWDC, and a certain open-source extremist and Windows user isn't bashing.
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Postby Antony » Mon 07 Aug, 2006 1:05 am

Don_HH2K wrote:Well, 'tis the night before WWDC, and a certain open-source extremist and Windows user isn't bashing.
Let's wait till the night after WWDC ;-)
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