Mom: Yes. What about it?
Benjie: Your worries are over.
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A small child was walking with his father. He had quite a time
keeping up with his father's strides.
"Am I walking too fast?" asked the father.
"NO!" panted the boy. "But I am."
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Boy: If I could teach my dog to talk, I would
make a million dollars.
Father: Who'd pay a million dollars for a talking dog?
Boy: Nobody, but I bet I could find a half dozen dog-food
outfits who'd pay me a million dollars to keep him quiet.
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Teacher: Can a leopard change its spots?
Boy: Sure! If he gets tired of one spot, he can always get
up and move to another.
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Pupil: I really don't think I deserve a Zero on my report card.
Teacher: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.
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"See this jewellery ?" asked the girl.
"It once belonged to a millionaire."
"Gosh," gasped the boy, "what was his name?"
"Woolworth," was the answer.
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"That's all folks, until next time...lol"
-Lorraine
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