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Postby Pu7o » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 7:57 am

Presenting: 701Mania!

701Mania is an (obviously fake) show created using text to speech, GarageBand, and some music, involving the most funny stuff in SillyDog701. The first episode is ready and the contestantas are: Antony, Don_HH2K, and Bryan Wellander. The second episode is being planned, and the contestants will be: The controversial Ronnie Williams, our good friend Mr. Jay Garcia, and izanbardprince.


The first episode can be downloaded here. The questions include matters such as Antony's colour, the latest Netscape version, and the spelling of the word "concerned".

Enjoy! :lol:

Credits go to QJimbo, Shade and SGR from SWS2B for the original QuickMania.
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Postby Antony » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 8:13 am

very interesting.

(I don't want to, but I have to point out that the the answer to the first quiz is wrong.)
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Postby Pu7o » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 9:17 am

Antony wrote:(I don't want to, but I have to point out that the the answer to the first quiz is wrong.)

Lies. You do want to point that out, besides, the answer is correct.
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Postby Pu7o » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 9:51 am

Here is the transcript:

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Pu7o: Hello and welcome to 701Mania. I am your host, Pu7o. In today's show we have 3 contestants hoping to win a grand prize. DJGM, show us what our unlucky contestants can win.
DJGM: Today's winner will take home a shiny new pair of iBoxer.
Pu7o: And now for our contestants.
Antony: Hello, I am Antony. I don't speak English.
Don_HH2K: Hi, I am Don_HH2K. My History teacher says I should get a girl.
Wellander: Hi,
           I am Bryan Wellander. I am comcrened.
Pu7o: Question 1 -> What is Antony Shen's color?
*buzz*
Pu7o: Antony?
Antony: black.
Pu7o: Incorrect.
*buzz*
Pu7o: Don_HH2K?
Don_HH2K: Blue.
Pu7o: Incorrect.
*buzz*
Pu7o: Wellander?
Wellander: Hi,
           He is white.
Pu7o: Correct.
Pu7o: Question 2 -> How do you spell "concerned"?
*buzz*
Wellander: Hi,
           It is C-O-M-C-R-E-N-E-D.
Pu7o: Incorrect.
*buzz*
Pu7o: Don_HH2K?
Don_HH2K: C-O-N-C-E-R-N-E-D.
Pu7o: Correct.
Pu7o: Question 3 -> What is the latest version of Netscape?
*buzz*
Pu7o: Wellander?
Wellander: Hi,
           It is 4.8.
Pu7o: Incorrect.
*buzz*
Pu7o: Don_HH2K?
Don_HH2K: 7.2.
Pu7o: Incorrect.
*buzz*
Pu7o: Antony?
Antony: 8.1
Pu7o: Correct.
*buzz*
Pu7o: Wellander?
Wellander: Hi,
           That's it. I have a vvvvvvvvv bomb here so you will now shut up...
Pu7o: Oh my god he has a bomb oh god he has blown himself up arg I'm covered in blood and guts and he has set the stage on fire oh god the set is burning the audience is on fire someone help me please dear god help, and we are now all dead.


References:

The starting music is the Slot Machine music from Sonic and Knuckles.
The ending music is the "Game Over" music from Sonic 3.
The "correct answer" music is the "End of Act" music from Sonic 3.
I am Comcrened.
Antony's Colour.
Hello, I am Antony, I don't speak English.
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Postby Don_HH2K » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 10:24 am

This is hilarious!

And I'm sure it'll be even more hilarious when I go home and listen to it! :lol:
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Postby James » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 11:16 am

ROFL.... great stuff. Couldn't stop laughing. :D
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Postby Mandrake » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 12:00 pm

ROFLMAO! That was hilarious! :lol: I, for one, am certainly looking forward to episode two - even more so since it includes the infamous Ronnie Williams II!

One thing I noticed though, Wellander should have said version 4.7.9 was the latest version of Netscape (4.8 was never officially released!) :wink:
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Postby Pu7o » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 12:16 pm

I still haven't managed to come up with questions for Episode 2, but here are a few quotes from it (they might change):
beanboy89: Today's prize is a trip to Steve Jobs' house. You can't go in, but you can break in and steal Mac OS X while he isn't looking.
Antony: That's unethical!
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Ronnie: "My name is Ronnie, but you can just call me God."
Izanbardprince: "Hello, I am izanbardprince, I mean ComradeXP, I mean Petey, I mean ryantologyistheway, I mean... whatever"
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Postby beanboy89 » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 2:57 pm

That had to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a while! :lol:
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Postby Andrew T. » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 3:14 pm

Would you like any voice samples, or do you do everything with speech synthesis? :D

Additionally, do you need any help with the show? I can think of good lines to give Jay, Ronnie, and "izanbardprince" Ryan.
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Postby Pu7o » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 4:19 pm

I added a bit more background music and created 701Mania Episode 1, with extra Music. The songs used are:

First question: Angel Island Act 1 (Sonic 3).
Second question: Angel Island Act 2 (Sonic 3).
Third question: Ice Cap Zone Act 1 (Sonic and Knuckles Collection).
"I have a bomb here": Knuckles Theme (Sonic 3, from S&K Collection).
KABOOM: The Doomsday Zone (Sonic and Knuckles).

Enjoy! :)
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Postby Pu7o » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 5:07 pm

I'm open to suggestions for questions for Episode 2. I can't think of anything to ask!
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Postby Pu7o » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 8:07 pm

701Mania Episode 2 is now available! Get it at http://puto.mozfaq.org/701Mania/701mania-episode2.mp3 , the dialogues will be available in text tomorrow :)
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Postby Andrew T. » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 11:24 pm

This can be a game for two. Andrew's 701Mania episode 101; an alternate production with a "substitute" host, featuring special guests A. Shen, I. Prince, and J. Garcia. :D
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Postby Antony » Mon 24 Apr, 2006 11:53 pm

I have to say those 701Mania's capture the SillyDog701 very well.

Well done Pedro and Andrew!
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