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a b c d e f g h i j k

Postby Antony » Fri 09 Sep, 2011 12:51 am

(From this morning's Sunrise's ‘Joke of the day’.)

A wife asks her husband to describe her.

He says,
“You are A B C D E F G H I J K.”


She asks what that stands for.

He says,
“You are adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot.”


She says, “that's lovely, what about I J K?”

He goes,
“I'm just kidding.”
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Re: a b c d e f g h i j k

Postby James » Fri 09 Sep, 2011 8:44 am

Hmmm... I wonder if I have the guts to tell that one to Lin. I wonder. :wink:
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Re: a b c d e f g h i j k

Postby Antony » Sat 10 Sep, 2011 12:26 am

Just tell her the a b c d e f g h will do. ;-)
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