In a dark, dark, old village . . .
there was a dark, dark, road . . .
At the end of the dark, dark, road . . .
was a dark, dark, forest . . .
At the end of the dark, dark, forest . . .
was a dark, dark, driveway . . .
At the end of the dark, dark, driveway . . .
was a dark, dark, old house . . .
Inside the dark, dark, house . . .
was a dark, dark, hallway . . .
At the end of the dark, dark, hallway . . .
was a dark, dark, staircase . . .
Underneath the dark, dark, staircase . . .
was a dark, dark, broom cupboard . . .
Inside this dark, dark, broom cupboard . . . was . . .
. . . . . an electrician repairing the fusebox ! ! !

