A Forzen Cattle Herd

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A Forzen Cattle Herd

Postby hartlandcat » Fri 09 Jan, 2004 11:22 am

(Non-British people might not get this, and it won't seem funny to them at all. Just be warned).

A farmer had left his cattle herd outside over night in the Winter, and he came to them in the morning and found them all fozen solid, and more or less dead. He called the vet, who came in his van to see the cattle herd, but he told the farmer that there was nothing he could do, except...

He went back to his van and came back with a small elderly woman. The elderly woman went to the cattle, which she unfroze and brought back to healthy life.

But the farmer couldn't think who this woman was. He went to the vet and said "who is this woman?"
The vet replied, "do you really not know?"
"No", replied the farmer?
"Why", the vet said. "It's Thora Hurd!"
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