SillyDog701

[Mr. Tinkles]

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Then you covet it.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his.

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage which ultimately blows up the cows.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts that you have reduced your expenses. Your stock goes up.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch. Life is good.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. You produce your 10th, 5 year plan in the last 3 months. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others. If they give milk, you tell no one.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows. You expropriate them. The American corporation goes Chapter 11.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

[Shark Daddy]

Another good one.

I have a COW. It's broken down and uses frames and a Java ticker. I don't think I'll link to it here, but if you really want to see it, you'd be able to find it listed on this forum somewhere.

[Mr. Tinkles]

Or by just clicking on that purty little WWW icon right below your post

[Shark Daddy]

Darn, I was hoping it would take just a little bit longer to find. Anyway, as I've posted, I'm getting rid of that not-so-purty layout.

[Shark Daddy]

Your site is pretty scary by the way...

Do you Photoshop those yourself?

[Mr. Tinkles]

Your site is pretty scary by the way...

Do you Photoshop those yourself?

You mean my site (can you call one picture and one paragraph a site? )? Goodness no, that is just a shot from the movie. All of my avatar pics that I have used are also from the movie and have all been 'yoinked' off the web. Antony sent me a couple that I hadn't seen as well.

[Shark Daddy]

This may sound dumb, but what movie? Stuart Little?

[Mr. Tinkles]

Oh! Okay, if you haven't ever seen the movie, you must think I was nuts choosing a name like "Mr. Tinkles" then

The movie is "Cats & Dogs" and is about the covert war that is perpetually going on between cats and dogs for world domination. Mr. Tinkles was the evil genius cat bent on breaking the bond between man and his best friend, the fleabag dog. Those four wave files on my 'site' are Mr. Tinkles at his best

[Antony]

Your site is pretty scary by the way...

Do you Photoshop those yourself?

Well, some websites are not graphic intensive.
Not scary at all.

[Shark Daddy]

Oh! Okay, if you haven't ever seen the movie, you must think I was nuts choosing a name like "Mr. Tinkles" then

I dunno, Shark Daddy is pretty nuts...and it's a long story. Don't ask.

[Antony]

I dunno, Shark Daddy is pretty nuts...and it's a long story. Don't ask.

Of course I am going to ask.
Tell us more please.

[Mr. Tinkles]

Still waiting, Shark Daddy...

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[Shark Daddy]

You do that.

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