"Well," said the judge, "my position is one of dignity and power. When I walk into the courtroom, the bailiff says 'All rise!' and all the people stand to pay me honor."
"That's very nice," said the bishop. "People stand in your honor; but when people have an audience with me they kneel, kiss my ring, and they address me as 'Your Holiness.'"
The politician snorted and said, "I think I got you both beat; every time I run for office and make my promises on the podium, the people look down, put their hands over their eyes, and say 'Oh, my God!'"
A priest friend sent this to me!
He said it's an adaptation from the joke of Michael BowmanUserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/418.8 (KHTML, like Gecko) Safari/419.3
