After drinking his pint, he placess the pork pie on his head and leaves.
The barman can't believe what he's just seen!
The next day, he's goes back in the pub, and orders another pint
and a pork pie. Again, he drinks his pint then places the pork pie
on his head, and walks out. The barman looks a bit bemused.
The day after that, the strange man comes in again. But the
barman decides to call his bluff. The mnan orders his usual,
only to be informed that there are no pork pies left.
So, the man orders a pint of best bitter, and a packet of crisps.
This time, he drinks his pint, and walks out with the packet of
crisps on his head. The barman decides he's now had enough.
He asks the man why he's put the crisps on his head.
The man replies . . . "'Cos you've no got pork pies left!"
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