Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent E-mails. They sent out E-mails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone. It's all gone. I lost everything when the power went off."
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" Satan shouted. "He cheated. How did He do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
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