SillyDog701

[Don_HH2K]

Thought I might share this with everyone.. It's the lunch menu at the dining hall here on campus for April Fool's Day.

• Wraps
  
  • Buffalo
  • Cotton Balls and Shredded Tires
• Soup of the Day
  
  • LOCKNESS W/LOBSTER
• Main Entree
  
  • BAKED DINOSAUR (MARINATED W/BILE)
  • DINOSAUR BABY SANDWICH (ON ROLL)
  • DINOSAUR ONLY (NO SLIME)
  • DINOSAUR PLATTER (W/CHOICE OF SLIME)
• Vegetarian Entree
  
  • STUFFED WARTHOG BLADDER A LA MODE
• Pot Luck
  
  • DAILY CREATIONS: SHIELD
  • YOUR CHILHOOD
• Lunch Grill Special
  
  • BURGER: McDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL
  • CHICKEN : TURKEY
  • MELT:MELT SPECIAL
• Deli Special
  
  • SPARROW BONE SALAD ON CHOICE OF ORANGE PEEL
• Choices
  
  • CRUNCHY TOES W/ SALTED NAIL CLIPPINGS
  • SAUTEED BED BUGS
  • WILTED ROAD KILL

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[James]

Ha! Can only imagine the reaction they got from the students.

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[Antony]

Which one did you order Don?

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[Don_HH2K]

I didn't, I had a very busy day that day. That particular place is only open for lunch, so I have no idea what they actually served.

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