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Bug School (My other joke)

Postby Chibi » Tue 09 Mar, 2004 7:40 pm

A friendly grasshopper applied for a job as a crossing guard at a flying insect school. He got an interview, and went in to meet the superintendent, a stern bee.
"Your responsibilities on this job", the bee said, "include making sure the little flies get to school in the morning, and back to the bus in the afternoon. You must also watch them on the playground, and keep track of how long they stay at recess so none of them get back to class late." "Whoa, I can't possibly do THAT!" said the grasshopper, indignantly.
"Do what, exactly?" the stern superintendent inquired.
To which the grasshopper replied; "Time flies while they're having fun!"
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