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by **Antony** » Sat 04 Dec, 2004 5:32 am

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?

Just wondering, I didn't get one either ...

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by **Lorraine** » Tue 07 Dec, 2004 10:34 pm

Dear Lorraine:

You are one of the chosen 5% of people on earth that don't misbehave, along with a few others that visit Sillydog701.
We are happy to have you in this special 5% group.

Lorraine, It would be nice to see you using a different browser though.
In fact you have another browser, and I would appreciate you
using it in the future, as I don't want you catching a virus.

Peace on earth and good will to all.

Sincerely,
Angel#1
Celestial Task Forces.
Pearly Gates Division.

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by **keith** » Wed 08 Dec, 2004 12:21 am

I don't quite understand waht all this is about???

( and by the way, i never got one, incase your wondering)

keith

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by Al » Wed 08 Dec, 2004 12:22 am

I'm not Chirstan. But it would be funny to get one! I think I know someone from TV that has one. Ned

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by **Lorraine** » Wed 15 Dec, 2004 12:36 am

Nobody has any sense of humour anymore!
I don't Spam, but I was just joking about getting the email, which I didn't receive.
I guess I have a strange sense of humour.

oh boy....you can't win, no matter what! lol
I am even using a different browser
By the way, I am not paving my way to heaven.
That's for sure........ROFL
-Lorraine

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by **Antony** » Wed 15 Dec, 2004 1:03 am

It was a good one, Lorraine. Of course, I knew you followed the joke.

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by **keith** » Wed 15 Dec, 2004 11:41 pm

I still don't get it????

keith

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by **Antony** » Wed 15 Dec, 2004 11:42 pm

Keith, it was a joke.

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by **Lorraine** » Thu 16 Dec, 2004 12:30 am

What don't you get Keith?
-Lorraine

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by **keith** » Thu 16 Dec, 2004 12:39 am

I'm really sorry. i am not exactly sure. at the beginng there, the e-mail thing. I guess it sorta went over my head.
My apologies

Keith

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by **Lorraine** » Thu 16 Dec, 2004 10:32 pm

Keith: Listen now, I'll tell you once, but ...

People are not very nice on earth, they are always misbehaving, cheating, stealing, murdering,fighting, wars, killing,swearing, they are really not very nice people.

God wasn't happy when he sent an Angel to really check it out and she went back and told God, 95% are are misbehaving (that means not being good) and 5% are good. God wasn't happy so he sent another Angel to earth and she reported back saying, yes, 95% are misbehaving and 5% are good, so God was very displeased.
He decided to send an email to each person in the 5% that were good because he wanted to encourage them.

Then Antony asked if anyone knew what was in the email?
Because he has been misbehaving and he wanted to know what was in the email. He wasn't in the 5 % of good people.
Get it now, Keith? lol

I answered, because I received an email.
You want to know why I received an email?
Because I didn't misbehave like Antony does ! :lol:

-Lorraine

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by **keith** » Fri 17 Dec, 2004 12:41 am

ohhhhhh!!! i get it now. hahaha i am sorry.

Keith

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by **Lorraine** » Fri 17 Dec, 2004 10:38 pm

Well that's great Keith, glad you got it...lolol

-Lorraine

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by Al » Sat 18 Dec, 2004 12:20 am

I get too!

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by **keith** » Sat 18 Dec, 2004 1:01 am

hahahahaha well, i wasn't the only one. And I just still can't beleive how that went over my head...

Keith

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