SillyDog701

[Lorraine]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler
Make me.

Lab
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

My German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Maltese
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb

Pointer
I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....

Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Hound Dog
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z....z....z...

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[Antony]

You missed the "SillyDog".

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[Fulvio]

You missed the "SillyDog".

Of course, but what about this?

Dog vs. Computer: Man's Best Friend?

Favorite Food:
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits

Method used to end undesirable behavior:
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete

After destruction of personal property:
D: dog not found
C: file not found

Favorite trick:
D: roll over
C: play dead

Consequence of virus:
D: replace valuable carpeting
C: replace valuable data

Widely ignored government mandate:
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act

Waste disposal tool:
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller

Sensitive internal procedures:
D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once

Method of marking territory:
D: lifting leg
C: "Designed for Windows XP"

Unique behavior:
D: lick and drag
C: click-and-drag

Inexplicable physical feature:
D: dewclaw
C: scroll lock key

Estimated lifespan:
D: 12 years
C: 12 months

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[Edward]

SIllyDog

The light bulb is simply not screwed into the socket all the way. <turns bulb> There. Works perfectly.

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[Edward]

Widely ignored government mandate:
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act

Dogs may think leash laws are unconstitutional, but I believe the CDA was ruled unconstitutional.

Estimated lifespan:
D: 12 years
C: 12 months

Nah. I'd give the computer 6 months, tops.

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[tina77]

I heard news from one of my friends in Taiwan. They said Pedigree's dog food has seriously death bacteria. because of that, thousands of Taiwan's dogs died with nephropathy. She said that Pedigree had called back all products in retail channels in Taiwan now. They also publicly admitted this horrible oversight and are willing to compensate. My dog has eaten Pedigree for a long time since he was born. I am wonder whether it is true or not. My friends and I feel very uncomfortable to feed our dogs on Pedigree. we have sent our concerns to them, no feedback so far.

I hope all dog lovers, like me, should have our eyes on this to protect our dogs.

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[Lorraine]

It sounds like a hoax to me.
I wouldn't worry about it.
It is usually diabetically associated.

Pedigree is a so so product. It's cheap but used by many.
The name is very well known and I am sure they would send out an
alert should there be a problem with their product.
-Lorraine

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