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Postby Ron Williams » Mon 17 Jan, 2005 9:32 pm

Goto The links below

http://nic.electrorizon.com/hiddensettings.jpg

http://nic.electrorizon.com/toolsmenu.jpg

http://nic.electrorizon.com/suicide.jpg
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Postby Don_HH2K » Mon 17 Jan, 2005 9:47 pm

Looks a lot like the MS Word 97 that I've come to know. Only it crashes for every 1 byte of unsaved data, not 5000. And the little, annoying, miserably ugly paperclip was set to both "Constantly" and "when I least expect it", although they were radio buttons, so I have no idea how they were able to select two at a time. That Tools menu is only available at Microsoft HQ, if you're wondering, but there is a secret way of getting it if you run Office 97 natively on OpenVMS.
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Postby Al » Mon 17 Jan, 2005 11:59 pm

That tools menu doesn't use Tahoma, it uses MS Sans Serif, which is not used on Office 97
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Postby beanboy89 » Tue 18 Jan, 2005 7:16 am

Al wrote:That tools menu doesn't use Tahoma, it uses MS Sans Serif, which is not used on Office 97

Yes, Office 97 took over all of the system fonts and used Tahoma even in Windows NT 3.51.
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Postby Don_HH2K » Tue 18 Jan, 2005 4:44 pm

Al wrote:That tools menu doesn't use Tahoma, it uses MS Sans Serif, which is not used on Office 97

They don't want it to, but there is a way of doing it. Nathan has a guide to it up at ToasyTech that involves a hack of the MS Sans Serif font (MS Sans Surfh) that will make MS Office work with MS Sans Serif. You don't need to do anything really big on your part, since there's a ZIPped archive of everything you need up there.
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