1.) One spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
2.) One puts lipstick on the forehead because one wanted to makeup one's mind.
3.) One gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
4.) One sends a fax with a stamp on it.
5.) One tries to drown a fish.
6.) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
7.) One trips over a cordless phone.
8.) One takes a ruler to bed to see how long one had slept.
9.) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", then puts "Sagittarius".
10.) One takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
11.) One invents a solar powered flashlight.
12.) One heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so one moves.
13.) One misses the 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
14.) One takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and one turned around and went home.
15.) One got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.
16.) One spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if one is an idiot.
Hehehe...... Got you!
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