She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks
they're stupid,stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you
think you're stupid, Little Davie?"
"No, Ma'am, but I hate to see
you standing there all by yourself !"
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Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
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The math teacher saw that Little Davie wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network.
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Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes,
Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants
to buy Mom..."
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