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More cat info.

Postby Fulvio » Mon 17 Feb, 2003 12:13 pm

Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password

9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...

1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

I did this mainly to double check on that User Agent.
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Re: More cat info.

Postby Edward » Mon 17 Feb, 2003 5:17 pm

Fulvio wrote:8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.


Generally, I find fur inside the keyboard (which I have!) on occasion. I didn't think cats could type, but maybe I'm wrong. There has to be an explanation as to why I'm finding fur inside the keyboard... :?
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