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Yeah, I know it's premature, but it just hit me this morning that a
couple of songs from Evita (slightly modified) would be great for the
soon to be celebrated rollout of Netscape 7.1, so....
Celebrating Netscape 7.1, Evita style!
Sung by Netscape 4.x
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Don't cry for me Netscape enthusiasts
The truth is, I never left you
Through all my wild days
My mad existence
I'll keep on rendering (as best I can!)
Don't keep your distance...
Sung by Netscape 7.1
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There again I've more to do
Than simply get the message through
I haven't started
Let's get this show on the road
Let's make it obvious
Gecko is off and rolling
Mail, News, Chat, Browser
Themes, Fonts, Style, Standards
Java, Winamp, RealPlayer, Viewpoint
Tabs, Keywords, Cookie Manager, Image Blocker
I came from the people, they need to adore me
So Christian Dior me from my browser to my AIM
I need to be dazzling, I want to be Skypilot High
They must have excitement, and so must I
Mail, News, Chat, Browser
Themes, Fonts, Style, Standards
I'm their product, it's vital you open source, not sell me
So Machiavell me, make me a Rendering Rose
I need to be thrilling, I want to be Skypilot High
They need their escape from IE, and so do I
Mail, News, Chat, Browser
Themes, Fonts, Style, Standards
Java, Winamp, RealPlayer, Viewpoint
Tabs, Keywords, Cookie Manager, Image Blocker
All my adoring Gecko Geeks expect me to outshine the enemy
I won't disappoint them
I'm their savior, that's what they call me
So Lauren Bacall me, anything goes
To make me fantastic, I have to be Skypilot High
In Toy Factory colors
You're not decorating a Suite for a night on the town
And I'm not a second-rate renderer getting kicks with a crown
Next stop will be Redmond!
The Netscape Suite's gonna tour, dressed up, somewhere to go
We'll put on a show
Look out, mighty Redmond
Because you oughta know whatcha gonna get in me
Just a little touch of
Just a little touch of
Mozilla's brand of RED star quality
-- Mr. Tinkles
I wonder what Andrew Lloyd Weber would think of the new lyrics? Things that make you go hmmmm
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