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New Virus (joke)

Postby Antony » Mon 26 Apr, 2004 10:21 pm

New slant on an old story - but clever and humorous.

Viruses WARNING . . Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee have any solutions for these yet!!!

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.

The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy . . then discards it through Windows.
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Postby djv1 » Tue 27 Apr, 2004 10:53 am

lol :lol: :lol:
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Postby Wellander » Wed 28 Apr, 2004 12:22 am

Hi,
You scared me.
That was a good one.
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Postby Devilgrrl87 » Mon 24 May, 2004 5:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh, man, thats brilliant!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Don_HH2K » Mon 24 May, 2004 6:00 pm

For some reason I remember there being an Arnold Schwarzenegger virus.
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Postby keith » Tue 25 May, 2004 11:13 am

hahahahahaha awsome antony

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