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People over 35 should be dead

Postby Lorraine » Sun 16 Nov, 2003 10:34 pm

People over 35 should be dead.


Here's why ............

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, ... and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.

NO CELL PHONES!!!!!

Unthinkable!

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

We had friends!



We went outside and found them.

We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

They were accidents.

No one was to blame but us.

Remember accidents?

We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.

Horrors!

Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

Our actions were our own.

Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law.

Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them!

Congratulations!
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Postby Wellander » Sun 16 Nov, 2003 11:09 pm

Hi,
Very funny.
It is very sad.
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Postby Mandrake » Mon 17 Nov, 2003 6:08 am

Too true! :lol: Although I may be somewhat younger than some of the mature forum members, I can certainly relate to this . . . !
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Postby DJGM » Mon 17 Nov, 2003 1:47 pm

Wellander wrote:Hi,
Very funny.
It is very sad.


Either it's funny, or it's sad . . . make your mind up . . . !
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Postby StandardAI » Thu 27 Nov, 2003 7:05 pm

yeah america's really going down the crapper...
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Re: People over 35 should be dead

Postby Wellander » Fri 05 Dec, 2003 1:49 am

Lorraine wrote:People over 35 should be dead.


Here's why ............

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, ... and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.

NO CELL PHONES!!!!!

Unthinkable!

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

We had friends!



We went outside and found them.

We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

They were accidents.

No one was to blame but us.

Remember accidents?

We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.

Horrors!

Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

Our actions were our own.

Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law.

Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them!

Congratulations!


Hi,
Very funny but this could be offensive to some people.
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Postby Wellander » Fri 05 Dec, 2003 1:49 am

DJGM wrote:
Wellander wrote:Hi,
Very funny.
It is very sad.


Either it's funny, or it's sad . . . make your mind up . . . !


HI,
Both!
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Postby Antony » Fri 05 Dec, 2003 2:01 am

You've been told not to quote entire message when not necessary.
Quote only useful/selected sections.
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Postby Wellander » Fri 05 Dec, 2003 2:03 am

HI,
I am sorry but I am not good with the quoteing thing yet.
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Brilliant

Postby prohan » Sat 13 Dec, 2003 12:54 am

That was really brilliant Lorraine. It just goes to show you how radically our values and mores have changed over the past 4 decades. The concept of personal responsibility for one's actions is foreign to many people today, as is the idea that you can have a lot of fun and fulfillment doing things together with friends, rather than toying with things like computers and cell phones.

Hey Wellander:
After nearly 700 posts, one would think that the quoting procedure wouldn't be all that difficult for you anymore!

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Postby bgschimel » Wed 31 Dec, 2003 8:46 pm

Oh yeah, better add these, Wellander, this is especially for you:

we wern't politically correct at all
we didn't sue anyone just because we wanted to, or some other lame excuse
we can say **** well what the **** we want in our own house.
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Political correctness is un-American!!!

Postby msiddall » Sat 08 Dec, 2007 1:24 pm

Yes, we were born to mothers who smoked and drank...but here still we are.

We skinned our knees and bumped our heads. Yes, here still we are...alive, believe it or not! The world has gone completely bonkers with all of this PC non-sense. Living life to the fullest is all about taking risk and yes, facing danger; it would be a boring world without it. People are far too thin-skinned these days. Everyday on the news I hear how someone is offended by this or offended by that! Offended, offended, offended; get a life and be a trooper! Yes, people are whining and moaning about every little thing today; get over it! Pick yourself up by the bootstraps and move on! Get your gear, check yourself, check your buddy, and move out like you've got a purpose. This PC crap flies in the face of everything our forefathers stood for. Stand fast and toughen up people!!!

Hooah to all Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines who are - ironically - far too busy to protecting your right to continue these ridiculous PC rants that we are subjected to on a daily basis. Hooah to those whom have served, are currently serving, and those that will!

Mark Siddall

P.S. - Restore the Squashed Bug! May the Eagle Rising live on!
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Postby iJohnE » Sun 23 Dec, 2007 12:57 pm

Not to be mean or anything, but I am not part of those generations. I was born in '94.

I still hang out with friends, break my bone, get cuts, scrapes. Forget the brakes (Did a front flip off of a home built bike once.), fall out of trees and all that stuff.
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