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Police Joke

Postby Ron Williams » Wed 16 Jun, 2004 10:00 pm

Scene:
Officer pulls you over

Dialouge:
Officer: Gee man your eyes look bloodshot have you been drinking
Man: Gee officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating doughnuts
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Postby djv1 » Wed 16 Jun, 2004 10:06 pm

I would not try this!!!
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Postby Ron Williams » Wed 16 Jun, 2004 10:47 pm

i agree
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Postby keith » Mon 21 Jun, 2004 12:40 pm

Me too! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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Postby Mandrake » Mon 21 Jun, 2004 5:43 pm

I don't think a Police Officer would take too kindly to that . . . ! :)
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Postby freddy » Sun 04 Jul, 2004 10:21 pm

sounds like something I would do.
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