Q: What do you give an arrogant cannibal?
A: The cold shoulder.
Q: What do vegetarian cannibals eat?
A: Swedes.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
A: He flushed the loo!
Two cannibals are at a family get-together, One says
to the other, "I don't really like your wife very much."
The other cannibal replied, "Just eat my brother then."

