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Really Bad Jokes . . . about cannibals!

Postby DJGM » Mon 01 Jul, 2002 9:34 am

Q: What do you give an arrogant cannibal?
A: The cold shoulder.

Q: What do vegetarian cannibals eat?
A: Swedes.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
A: He flushed the loo!

Two cannibals are at a family get-together, One says
to the other, "I don't really like your wife very much."
The other cannibal replied, "Just eat my brother then."
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Postby Wellander » Sun 05 Jan, 2003 2:10 am

Hi,
Not that funny.
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