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13 Apr, 2006 10:05 pm two men [sdp=72637]  

Two men are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can't help but think from listening to you that you're from Ireland.
The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am.
The first guy says, “So am I, and where about from Ireland might you be?
The other guy answers “I'm from Dublin, I am.
The first guy responds, “Sure and begorra, and so am I, and what street did you live on in Dublin?
The other guy says, “A lovely little area, it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.
The other guy gasps, “Faith and it's a small world, so did I, and to what school would you have been going?
The other guy answers, “Well now, St. Mary's, of course.
The first guy gets really excited, and says, “So did I, and tell me, did you graduate?
The other guy answers, “let's see...I graduated in 1964.
The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down on us. I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up at the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St Mary's in 1964 me own self.

About this time, Coleen walks into the bar and sits down and orders a beer. Paddy, the bartender, walks over to Coleen, shaking his head, and mutters. “It's going to be a long night tonight.” Coleen asks, “Why do you say that Paddy?” He rolls his eyes, “The Murphy twins are drunk again tonight.

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