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[Lorraine]

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
>which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
>chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more
>weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>
>God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake,"
>and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
>"Devil's Food."
>
>God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
>extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would
>not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried
>before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
>
>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
>nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
>center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
>
>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
>satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
>cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes!
>And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into
>cardiac arrest.
>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
>Then Satan created HMOs.

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>Thought for the day
>There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
>Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
>elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
>recollection of what to do with them.

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