You can eliminate steps two and four, not to mention speed up step five, using my Pavilion laptop. Just put the tinfoil on the upper-right side of the notebook, rather than the upper-left. It beats me what's there, but it gets really darn hot! No cpuburn required!
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Main rig: Turion64X2 @ 2GHz, 2GB DDR2-667, 100GB HD, Radeon X300, 15" LCD, Vista Ultimate x64
Server: P2 @ 233MHz, 192MB PC66, 20GB HD, 13.3" LCD, Windows Server 2003