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[Lorraine]

2 minute Management Course

Lesson One

A small rabbit saw an eagle and asked him,

"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson

To be sitting and doing nothing,

you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after
a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree.
He was spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson

Bull $hit might get you to the top,

but it won't keep you there.



Lesson Three


A little bird was flying south for the winter.

It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into

a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing
for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Management Lesson
(1) Not everyone who $hits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of $hit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep $hit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two minute management course.

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[keith]

thats awsome!

Keith

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KEITH