Star Trak and Toilet Paper

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Star Trak and Toilet Paper

Postby djv1 » Thu 05 Feb, 2004 12:00 pm

What does Star Trak and Toilet paper have in common?


They both circle around uranus looking for klingons :!:
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Postby Wellander » Thu 05 Feb, 2004 1:08 pm

Hi,
Very good one.
However you might want to watch out when posting this sfuff here.
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Postby Mandrake » Thu 05 Feb, 2004 5:08 pm

That probably doesn't count as a 'clean' joke, but I'm not a Moderator in this forum so I'll leave it for one of them to decide.
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Postby djv1 » Fri 06 Feb, 2004 10:59 pm

sorry if it's not that clean of a joke, but I thought it was to good not to put on here.
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Postby Mandrake » Sun 08 Feb, 2004 9:58 am

Please remember that young people (minors) may be viewing content here, so it must be free of vulgar content, as there is no age limit here at the SillyDog701 forums.
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Postby djv1 » Tue 10 Feb, 2004 9:36 pm

sorry I'll remeber that!!!
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Cool

Postby Inu Yasha » Tue 17 Feb, 2004 9:54 pm

:tux:
That is a really funny joke, but Mandrake is right, keep the valgar content out.

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