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Postby Antony » Mon 22 May, 2006 12:06 pm

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!
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Postby James » Mon 22 May, 2006 2:26 pm

Groan! Good one, Antony.

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Postby Lorraine » Fri 26 May, 2006 9:48 pm

lolol good one

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