should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get
our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
indeed says....
HEBREWS
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent
quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper.
"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out
the beast in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a
mouse?"
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