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The Nagging Wife

Postby Lorraine » Tue 12 Sep, 2006 12:54 pm

> > A man and his ever-nagging wife went on
> >vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the Wife passed away. The
> >undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
> >you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
> > The man thought about it and told him he
> >would just have her Shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you
> >spend $5,000 to ship your Wife home, when it would be wonderful to be
> buried
> >here and you would spend only $150?"
> > The man replied, "Long ago a man died here,
> >was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
> >take that chance.*
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> *Have a wonderful day*
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