A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and
violet.
The old man stared.
Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock, just wondering if
you were my son."
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