SillyDog701

[Mr. Tinkles]

(NOTE: Dated joke..just pretend it is before January 2001)

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton said "I am president of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.", so he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, said "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die" so he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the President of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world", so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.

The boy scout said "It's OK, Father there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took my backpack."

[Mega\]

At the Korean version of this Gag, The first passenger is replaced by Ronald Reagon, the second passenger is Nakasone Yasuhiro, the first minister of Japan at 1980's, and the third passenger is Jeon Du-Hwan, President of Korea from 1980 to 1987.
The ex-president Jeon was called also 'stonehead' by foreign mass-comm, that means a strong person as a stone, but in Korea, 'stonehead' means a fool.