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The TRUE nature of Windows

Postby Don_HH2K » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:24 pm

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the TRUE nature of Windows!!!
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Postby Wellander » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:29 pm

Hi,
Very funny.
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Postby Don_HH2K » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:30 pm

I have to admit, that's the first time MSPAINT came in handy.
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Postby Wellander » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:31 pm

Hi,
Did you do that?
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Postby Al » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:31 pm

HAHAHA.... I wouder if Longhorn ships with that feature, so was it already avaiable in ME?
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Postby Don_HH2K » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:33 pm

Wellander wrote:Hi,
Did you do that?

Yes, I did. If you notice, it's a picture of a screen, not a screenshot.
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Postby Wellander » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:35 pm

Hi,
It looks very nice.
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Postby Don_HH2K » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 9:37 pm

Wellander wrote:Hi,
It looks very nice.

Thank-you. I actually threw that together in under five minutes, and if you say it looks good, then I'll take your word for it.

If you must know, I got the idea from a friend's HP monitor that says "Going to sleep" and then shuts off when there is no signal.
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Postby beanboy89 » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 10:03 pm

LOL. That is a very good MS Paint job.
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Postby Don_HH2K » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 10:08 pm

beanboy89 wrote:LOL. That is a very good MS Paint job.

The text was made in MS Paint, the photo was done with a camera.
I doubt anyone could create something like that shown above without any other program besides MS Paint.
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Postby Al » Sat 07 Aug, 2004 11:11 pm

dluchini30 wrote:
Wellander wrote:Hi,
It looks very nice.

Thank-you. I actually threw that together in under five minutes, and if you say it looks good, then I'll take your word for it.

If you must know, I got the idea from a friend's HP monitor that says "Going to sleep" and then shuts off when there is no signal.

That's the same with my compaq but it is just sleeping not waking
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Postby Don_HH2K » Sun 08 Aug, 2004 8:43 am

That would probably be because Compaq is now owned by HP, correct?
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Postby Al » Sun 08 Aug, 2004 2:13 pm

I bought it in 2000 and it had that internet keyboard which I still use but the buttons like the sleep button doesn't work after I deleted the C:\ parton and reinstalled 98 because of a virsus
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