SillyDog701

[patchdog]

Top 50 OXYMORONS:

50. Act naturally.
49. Found missing.
48. Resident alien.
47. Advanced BASIC.
46. Genuine imitation.
45. Airline food.
44. Good grief.
43. Same difference.
42. Almost exactly.
41. Government organization.
40. Sanitary landfill.
39. Alone together.
38. Legally drunk.
37. Silent scream.
36. British fashion.
35. Living dead.
34. Small crowd.
33. Business ethics.
32. Soft rock.
31. Butt Head.
30. Military Intelligence.
29. Software documentation.
28. New York culture.
27. New classic.
26. Sweet sorrow.
25. Childproof.
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas.
22. Original reprint
21. Passive aggression.
20. Taped live.
19. Clearly misunderstood.
18. Peace force.
17. Extinct life.
16. Temporary tax increase.
15. Computer jock.
14. Plastic glasses.
13. Terribly pleased.
12. Computer security.
11. Political science.
10. Tight slacks.
9. Definite maybe.
8. Pretty ugly.
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake.
6. Diet ice cream.
5. Rap music.
4. Working vacation.
3. Exact estimate.
2. Religious tolerance.
1. Microsoft Works.

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[Antony]

Top 50 OXYMORONS:
1. Microsoft Works.

Of course!

Well, I am lost here...
Airline food
British fashion

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[patchdog]

Well, I am lost here...
Airline food
British fashion

Airline food is not usually what one would normally eat if one had a choice. Family traveled to Australia in 2000. Food was definitely not what we would have ordered. We got the really nifty chocolate that the airline sold for gifts On flights within the states, usually given peanuts and a half glass of soda-pop

British fashion? Sorry, devilish disparaging comment on the fashion sense of tweeds, I guess.

No offense meant, hopefully, none taken. I copied and pasted, thought they were kind of cute.

edited by admin, fixed the usage of BBCode.

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[prohan]

Patchdog and Antony:

I guess you'd have to walk the streets of London to understand that bit about "British fashion" being an oxymoron.
I have.
And it is.

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[bgschimel]

You forgot one of the best oxymorons, and I just saw it on a bumpersticker:

blonde thinking

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[Lorraine]

Prohan wrote:

I guess you'd have to walk the streets of London to understand that bit about "British fashion" being an oxymoron.

Well, what about Carnaby street and TWIGGY?
Didn't all the gals copy her several years ago? maybe the seventies.. not sure when....
That was Fashion...
-Lorraine

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[hartlandcat]

Patchdog and Antony:

I guess you'd have to walk the streets of London to understand that bit about "British fashion" being an oxymoron.
I have.
And it is.

So have I -- a number of times, actually. I'm afraid I still don't really understand why "British Fashion" is an oxymoron.

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