A wife asks her husband to describe her.
“You are A B C D E F G H I J K.”
She asks what that stands for.
“You are adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot.”
She says, “that's lovely, what about I J K?”
“I'm just kidding.”
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