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A groaner...

Postby James » Sat 10 Sep, 2011 9:22 am

A vulture, carrying two dead raccoons, boarded an airliner. The
stewardess looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."
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Re: A groaner...

Postby Antony » Sat 10 Sep, 2011 11:16 am

Why does the vulture need two dead raccoons? One is not enough?
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Re: A groaner...

Postby James » Sat 10 Sep, 2011 12:49 pm

Ah, Antony... something appears to be lost in the translation here. :wink:
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Re: A groaner...

Postby Antony » Sun 11 Sep, 2011 1:14 am

Yep, I know.

Another good example that I don't speak English. :D
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