A highway patrol officer, pulls a driver over for exceeding
the speed limit and has the following exchange with him:
May I see your driver's license?
I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DUI.
May I see the registration for this vehicle?
It's not my car. I stole it.
The car is stolen?
That's right. Mind you, I think I saw the registration in
the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
There's a gun in the glove box?
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
You have a dead body in the trunk?!?
Yes sir, I do indeed.
Upon hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain
approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Sir, can I see your license?
Sure. Here it is.
(It was a valid clean license.)
Whose car is this, sir?
It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
(The registration documents were valid.)
Could you slowly open your glove box
so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
(Sure enough, there were no firearms in the glove box.)
Would you mind opening your trunk? I've been
informed that you said there's a body in there.
(Trunk is opened, no corpse is found.)
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you
said you told him you didn't have a license, you'd
stolen the car, had a gun in the glove box, and
that there's a dead body in the trunk.
I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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