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May you rest in peace, Mr. Fly.

Postby Pu7o » Sat 26 Nov, 2005 8:28 pm

Today Mr. Fly has sadly passed away.

Location of death: A Harry Potter cup inside Antony Shen's house.
Cause of death: Lack of breathable air.
Time of death: Unknown
Date of death: 26th November, 2005.

The body was recently buried in the sewer underneath the kitchen sink at Antony's house.

May you rest in peace Mr. Fly.

More information here and here.

The police is currently investigating who murdered Mr. Fly. The only suspect so far is Mr. Antony Shen, known for holding a grudge against said Mr. Fly. The fact that Mr. Fly was found dead inside Mr. Shen's house also proves that Mr. Shen is probably the guilty one.
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Postby Lorraine » Sun 27 Nov, 2005 12:42 am

PU70 wrote
The police is currently investigating who murdered Mr. Fly. The only suspect so far is Mr. Antony Shen, known for holding a grudge against said Mr. Fly. The fact that Mr. Fly was found dead inside Mr. Shen's house also proves that Mr. Shen is probably the guilty one


Mr. Shen cannot be found to be probably guilty in Sillydog.org as you have done PU70. Everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty and/or at least charged with murder. You stated police are still investigating. Perhaps the fly died from the Avian flu.
You will be unable to be a juror should there be a trial as you have already said he is probably guilty.

Also, I would advise Mr. Shen if he is indeed not guilty, to sue you for Liable and Defamation of Character :lol:
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Postby DJGM » Sun 27 Nov, 2005 12:48 pm

Maybe this thread should be in the Penguin forum!
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Postby Antony » Sun 27 Nov, 2005 11:41 pm

Pedro,

I am sure that Antony cleaned the mug and the coaster with powerful household cleaning product (Jif), and all stains should be removed :lol:
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Postby Lorraine » Wed 30 Nov, 2005 12:17 am

It is very hard to remove all evidence today.
Forensic scientists have ways of finding traces of
something or other, even something as small as the toe of a fly.
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Postby keith » Fri 09 Dec, 2005 1:36 pm

haha very true
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