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The secret to life...

Postby Devilgrrl87 » Fri 16 Apr, 2004 11:18 am

A boy was talking to his grand father one day. and asked him what the secret to life was. The grandpa replied that he sprinkled a teaspoon of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The boy tried it, and lived to the ripe old age of nintey two. When he died he left behind six children, eleven grand children and a nine foot hole in the crematorium wall....
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Postby djv1 » Fri 16 Apr, 2004 2:30 pm

Thats a gooder :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mandrake » Fri 16 Apr, 2004 9:58 pm

LOL! :D
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Postby Don_HH2K » Fri 14 May, 2004 5:11 pm

You'd think that gunpowder would eventually break down..
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