SillyDog701

[Mandrake]

A man walked into a doctors surgery, with a massive strawberry on his head! The doctor merely looked at the man, an exclaimed "I can give you some cream for that!".

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A man walked into a bar, and saw a Gorilla seated at a table in the bar, drinking a beer! Confused, the man walked over to the bartender and exclaimed, "Look at that Gorilla over there! He is drinking a beer in your bar!" the bartender stared at the Gorilla for a moment, then looked back at the man and said, "Odd - he usually orders a coke!".

I did warn ya they were lame huh?

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[Fulvio]

I did warn ya they were lame huh?

Now,now.

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[Edward]

The gorilla must have had a good day!

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