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Yes and No

Postby Chibi » Tue 09 Mar, 2004 7:33 pm

A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he could get a special tattoo with the words "yes" and "no", on his manhood. The owner agreed and the tattooing was underway.
When the job was complete, the man thought his new tattoo looked great and he paid for the service.
That night when the man went home he approached his wife in their bedroom. He stripped and showed off his new tattoo. He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think of my new tattoo?"
She said, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the laundry... and now you are going to put words in my mouth!?!?!"
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Postby Wellander » Tue 09 Mar, 2004 7:34 pm

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Postby djv1 » Wed 10 Mar, 2004 6:48 pm

thats kind of gross

Wellander do you like this emotion or something?? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Devilgrrl87 » Mon 24 May, 2004 5:51 pm

:shock: :o a little innapropriate!!! sex humor on an all ages forum, hope u dont get in trouble 4 this...
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