[adult]Chinese Sick Leave. I no come work today!

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[adult]Chinese Sick Leave. I no come work today!

Postby Lorraine » Sat 29 Jan, 2005 5:58 pm

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I

really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That

makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel

great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."
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Postby keith » Sat 05 Feb, 2005 1:49 am

hahahahaha!!!!!! thats awsome!!
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Postby Mandrake » Sat 05 Feb, 2005 2:29 am

LMAO! :lol: That is hilarious.
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Wow

Postby Ron Williams » Sat 05 Feb, 2005 12:06 pm

WOW....that was short but its so funny
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