- If you hold a guinea pig upside down, their eyes fall out.
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The senseless post thread
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The senseless post thread
by Pu7o » Sat 24 Sep, 2005 5:08 pm
This thread is for posts which have no sense whatsoever, and to post mere curiosities that wouldn't have a place anywhere in SillyDog701. Let me start with an example:
- If you hold a guinea pig upside down, their eyes fall out.
Your turn!
- If you hold a guinea pig upside down, their eyes fall out.
Your turn!
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by DJGM » Sat 24 Sep, 2005 5:16 pm
Supposing the movie actress Gwyneth Paltrow hadn't married Chris Martin from Colplay, but a
man with the surname "Macintosh", would she still have named her baby daughter "Apple" ?
"Gwyneth, I asked what your daughter's called, not the type of computer you use!"
man with the surname "Macintosh", would she still have named her baby daughter "Apple" ?
"Gwyneth, I asked what your daughter's called, not the type of computer you use!"
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by Don_HH2K » Sat 24 Sep, 2005 6:44 pm
If we take Bill Gates's name, and convert it to ASCII values... (Okay, we will assume BillGates(3), because he is the third)
BILLGATES3 = 66:73:76:76:71:65:84:69:83:3
What do all those numbers equal? Well, since we're talking ASCII values, it really equals 3D (I think), but if you just add them all up as if they were regular digits (degrees), you get the essence of Gates.
Same for his software too:
MS-DOS 6.21 = 77:83:45:68:79:83:32:54:46:50:49
BILLGATES3 = 66:73:76:76:71:65:84:69:83:3
What do all those numbers equal? Well, since we're talking ASCII values, it really equals 3D (I think), but if you just add them all up as if they were regular digits (degrees), you get the essence of Gates.
Same for his software too:
MS-DOS 6.21 = 77:83:45:68:79:83:32:54:46:50:49
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by Mandrake » Sat 24 Sep, 2005 6:47 pm
This is just an interesting thought:
People who say that anything is possible have never tried slamming a revolving door.
People who say that anything is possible have never tried slamming a revolving door.
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by Ron Williams » Sun 09 Oct, 2005 3:31 pm
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Everyone I have said this to has tried it.
Well thats not completely true, I know 1 person who can, but can you?
Everyone I have said this to has tried it.
Well thats not completely true, I know 1 person who can, but can you?
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by djv1 » Tue 18 Oct, 2005 10:07 pm
If Johnny had 3 cows two had twins and one lost it's calf,but Johnny bought a calf from his neighbor Fred but the mother wouldn't accept it, so Johnny had to give a twin from one cow to another and then try to make one of the other cows accept the foriegn calf do you think that Johnny has anything better to do?
If I'm not mistaken that didn't make much sense at all did it?
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