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What Did Netscape and Mozilla say to MSIE?

Postby Wellander » Fri 12 Sep, 2003 11:57 pm

Hi,
What Did Netscape and Mozilla say to MSIE?
You are buggy and I am a better browser.
You leave hidden files in systems I do not.
You have Secutriy isseues ActiveX I do not.
You are buggy I am not.
You are intergratted and a Near MONOPOLY I am not.

I hpoe you all think that this joke is funny.
I do.
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA
:D :) 8-) :lol: :P :wink:
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Postby Phoenix21692 » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 2:16 am

Haha. That was a good one.
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Postby Mandrake » Sun 21 Sep, 2003 3:57 am

Wellander,

Have you ever considered becoming a comedian? :)
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Postby Wellander » Tue 14 Oct, 2003 10:34 pm

Mandrake wrote:Wellander,

Have you ever considered becoming a comedian? :)


Hi,
No I did not.
Why?
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Postby hartlandcat » Wed 15 Oct, 2003 1:49 pm

Sorry, I don't get it.
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Postby Shark Daddy » Wed 15 Oct, 2003 2:12 pm

I get it!
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