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Working in the yard

Postby djv1 » Mon 06 Jun, 2005 8:40 pm

A husband and wife are out working in the yard. The wife bends over to pick some weeds. The husband comments "man your butt is really big" , the wife ignored him and continued working. Then the husband said, "Why I bet it's as big as the bbq". so he pulls out his tape measre and goes over to the bbq and measures it and then walks over to his wife and measures her butt. He says " wow! your butts bigger than the BBQ. Later that night in bed he was getting kind of frisky and the wife just rolled over and said, "If you think that I'm going to start up this big old BBQ for that little weenie you got another thing coming :lol:
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Postby Ron Williams » Mon 06 Jun, 2005 10:05 pm

that is really funny!
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