An auto mechanic was working underneath a car one sunny afternoon, when the main brake line sprouted a leak and brake fluid sprayed out into his mouth. At first, he was sickened and worried it might be toxic, but he quickly realized that this brake fluid actually tasted pretty good.
Later that day, he found out what brand of brake fluid this was, and throughout the week, he kept a bottle by his side instead of soda or beer. Eventually, his co-worker noticed his disgusting habit, and confronted him about it.
"Don't worry", he replied. "It's just brake fluid. I can stop anytime I want!"
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