Entries from AntBlog701 tagged with 'funny'
chook in court
Today's big news - a chicken named Mr Clucky was the centrepiece of the court battle in Miami. Authorities there want Mr Clucky out, but Mr Clucky is a celebrity rooster and Miami Beach tourist favorite. Mr Clucky's owner Mark...
ladders
Not everybody lives in beautiful Boston with a nice big house, there are people living in apartments with pets. And denying your cats' freedom of entering the house while you are away is something unacceptable (Rev. Dr. Wu Yi, you...
the good old fashioned transporation
We all know that a picture is worth a thousand words, and I have two. Presenting the transportation tool used in Sydney - (as usual, one more photo follows...)...
why did the chicken cross the road? here's the answer
From today's news headline (or one of the news headline) from America, the mystery of this age old question has been solved! Here's the answer: (Click the screen shot above to watch the short video clip) Enjoy! (also, more about...
having trouble waking up?
Have trouble getting yourself out of the bed in the morning? You might want to consider this: Gong Alarm Clock. (continue for the YouTube video... )...
baa, baa, bad sheep
I am sure that Rev. Dr. Wu Yi would find the following clip very entertaining. (click the above QuickTime player screen shot to play the clip) Back in High Class Remote Village, we tie the sheep up just like we...
happy April Fool's day
Happy April Fool's Day. (Just in case that Don has been studying too hard and forgot about the 1st of April thing.) Here's a clip for some of the best ever pranks. Enjoy! (click the above Quick Time player...
remember to wear undies
If you are one of those today's fashion teenagers who like to wear pants low (or baggy pants), remember to wear underpants. The cost of being caught not wearing undies? $250 fine. A Sunshine Coast (Queensland) teenage boy was...
a work of art outside a gallery
This interesting work of art is likely to get sued immediately if it is placed in America. Many Americans know very well on how to make a fortune by suing someone or some companies. Reported by Seven News last night....
Bonds - new active
Last year, I posted a funny Bonds commercial, Here's another funny commercial from Bonds. It is by the same sportsman who made the “very very comfy undies” commercial. (Sorry Don, I know certain open-source extremists loathe any sorts of advertisement,...
a Pizza Hut is closed for good
I noticed this sign when I was in Devonport (Tasmania). Sadly, a business is shutting down. And, this won't be listed on Engrish.com website for a simple reason: the sign was not posted in Japan or China. (click above image...
It's very Don.
Perhaps some of you may comment that the title of this entry is not grammatically correct. Well, you have to excuse non-English speaking Antony, there's something called "very Sony". (to Don: Antony does not speak English.) Anyhow, on the way...
7 Deadly Sins/7 Heavenly Virtues... on web designs
In the past, I posted Wisteria Lane version of the Ten Commandments, and the Ten Catmandments, then the news about the Seven new sins. There's modern day's e-Deadly Sins. I found out this interesting paragraph discussing web designs and the...
chicken parade
Have you ever seen chicken parade? There's a photo from somewhere in France. Well, they are large chickens actually, commonly known as turkeys. Rev. Dr. Wu Yi knows well that back in High Class Remote Village, all our High Class...
thanksgiving turkey day; Sarah Palin
Here's an interview interview with former US Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin. She seems to be very keen on getting more TV appearances. Pay attention to the background. I am sure all chickens in the Remote Village would be outraged....
two faces are cuter than one
Remember the unicorn, a two-headed lamb, then a girl with 4 arms and 4 legs? Few days ago in Perth, there was a new born kitten with two faces, almost two heads. Yesterday, Rev. Dr. Wu Yi informed me about...
in the middle of a roundabout
You can find something interesting around Sydney, in the middle of a roundabout. And the actual artwork. (as usual, more photo follows...)...
tiger cubs are very friendly
Remember the store of a sow, three tiger cubs and a dozen piglets mentioned in late September? It turns out that tiger cubs are very easy to get along with. Presenting the chimpanzee mother and her two tiger cubs....
Melbourne Cup Day news
Not about the next occupant of The White House, but I have some exciting news on this Melbourne Cup Day. Remember the poor little swine Bruce who made headlines a few weeks back? He caused some trouble to Caroline, and...
cubs, piglets and a sow
The title can be read as baby tigers, baby pigs and a pig mother. (to Don: Antony does not speak English.) This must be week of pig or perhaps year of pig. Bruce the pushy pig who made the headline...
little piggy is saved
An update about Bruce the pushy pig who made the headline yesterday, he was granted clemency. I couldn't put it any better (to Don: Antony does not speak English.), there's from tonight's 7News: ”Rangers used bananas to entice Bruce...
poor little swine
A little village Uki in northern New South Wales (not far from the border between NSW and Queensland) has an interesting news. There was a pig named Bruce, and he was loved by Caroline and neighbours. However, Bruce became “over...
nothing beats the USA
After the resigning of Morris Iemma as NSW Premier (see previous entry). The new Premier Nathan Rees appointed Matt Brown as Minister for Police and Minister for the Illawarra on Monday (8 Sept 2008). He resigned 3 days later (11...
Bonds - The Short
Back in 2005, Play Underwear designed a very smart underwear, for geeks and music fans - iBoxer. An undie with a pocket designed for holding the state of art iPods. (SillyDog701 forum discussion) Then, Levi's has iJeans. (SillyDog701 forum discussion)...
all capsicums are now singular
Remember this photo (posted in this won't be on Engrish.com entry) few months back? I am very glad to report that I revisited the same vegetable and fruit shop today, and I noticed all the capsicum price signs are...
Miss Man on Australia's Got Talent
Tuesday night's Australia's Got Talent Semi-Final 2 featured Miss Man's performance. Here's the video clip: (Click the screenshot above to watch the video clip) Enjoy the drag queen show! Just for those who don't know, Dannii Minogue is Kylie Minogue's...
donkey is free after 3 days jail time.
Well done the justice in Mexico! A donkey is now free after serving three days in a prison for kicking and biting two men. It is believe in many western countries, if a man hurts an animal (e.g. a dog),...
this won't be on Engrish.com
This won't go on Engrish.com website. (click above image for larger photo) Firstly, sorry for the poor photo quality. It was taken by my outdated Sony Ericsson K750i mobile phone. This photo simply won't go onto the arrogant native English...
it's momsense: Mom's Overture
From my recorded video clip. There's a very interesting one from The Morning Show. Comedian Anita Renfroe showed everything a mom would say in a 24-hour period. Click on the screen shot below to watch the clip. Well, listen carefully....
Mr Mum, a pregnant man
Sounds like the movie ‘Junior’. The Advocate first brought up the story about a man who is pregnant. Seven News reported it tonight. Thomas Beatie was born a woman, had sex change, legally male and legally married. He (she) was...
no urinal games, says Belgium police
(From Engadget. ) There is (or was) something called "urinal-based racing game" which I've never heard of. It is said that you can have a racing game while peeing. You drive with your pee, according to Engadget. The purposed installation...
10 rolls of toilet per day per soldiers!?
According to News.com.au, German soldiers use 800 million rolls of toilet paper a year. Former soldiers said the number is actually a lot higher. That equals to 10 rolls of toilet paper a day per soldier. One blogger recalled that...
save the poo, save the planet
According to an Indian environmental expert, you can save the environment by saving your poo (excrement, faeces or simply shit whichever you want to call it). The principle is simple according to Mr Pathak. A toilet system that organically breaks...
Optus animal
Recently, Optus has an interesting animal commercial on TV in Australia. I captured it here: (streaming video, 1 min) If I remember correctly, Telecom NZ had quite a few animal commercials. Telecom NZ's commercials were trying to show how cute...
funny commercial: ANZ Credit Card Protection
Today's entry is an interesting commercial showing recently in Australia television. The bank employs a lot of security protection, as it seems. (click the above screenshot to watch it) The video clip is encoded with state-of-the-art video codec H.264, which...
a dog, a cat and some food
I saw following video on You Tube, it's kind of funny. If you were a cat, and you lived with a dog who eats your food, you got to know how to protect your food. You can watch this clip...
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Back to the 80s. Total Eclipse of the Heart, an 80s popular performed by Bonnie Tyler. From Bevo Sports. Texas A&M Athletics (Aggie)'s Chris Walker and his friends filmed themselves singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” in their dorm room....
Apple OS X Intel Poem, take 2
Don L. from HardwareHacks 2000 wrote following poem to me,Antony's karma check for today: There once was an extremist that whined that open-source supporters were blind, yet through his magic glasses, he thought he was speaking the truth, but found...
monkeys and cats
I saw this photo from Foo York (formerly known as iamcol.com) website. It's so funny....
two stupid bandits
NSW teenagers who robbed US$171,000 from a US bank photographed themselves in a toilet with the stolen cash.
it's wise to carry a spare battery
... or you might get arrested when you charge your laptop in public. A 23-year-old travelling Greenpeace activist arrested last year for plugging his Apple iBook into a railway station power socket. He apparently low on battery power. The electricity...
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